Tonight’s dinner:
Not super healthy, but my family was eating bratwurst and chips with ranch dip. EW.
thank u free country usa god bless
Too good not to reblog
God Bless America
OH MY GOD HAHAHHA THE COURT REJECTED THE REQUEST WHY
“Unable to speak and understand English”
omg she had to get a letter from a vet explaining that a cat is not a human being
Literally laughing out loud right now alone in my bed.
“Sal will have to report for duty”
(Source: toralei, via vegan--scum)
Sister and her boyfriend are watching Thor. From the other room I hear what sounds like my suitemate’s incessant flute practicing (probably just a suspense scene). I CAN’T GET AWAY FROM IT.
OMFG IT LOOKS SO HAPPY TO HAVE LITTLE BUTTERFLIES ON HIM OMG LOOK HOW CUTE HE’S SMILING AW
(Source: life-gallery, via houseofangryhippies)